dear paris,

i will always love you. no matter what anyone says.

especially now that you are mowing lawns with sheep. they aren't goats (my dream) but it's amazing and smart all the same.

here's my favorite goat, buttermilk.

and, the nytimes magazine food issue is out. love or leave it.

goatober.

do y'all know how much i love goats? i really do. they are adorable. and lovely.

i have this vision that, one day, i'll have a little team of them to provide me with milk and i'll make cheese and they'll eat my lawn (of course, they are lady goats).

but, people have to eat goat to keep the ladies around. it's goatober, kids! eat the man goats. and watch the video to learn more.