girls gone wild.

in which lindsey and i talk about candy via gchat. (please understand that is only part of the conversation. i HAD to post it. it's too good. the nerdiest.)

me: one beer

lindsey: ONE beer?

me: one big beer.

lindsey: a growler?

me: if i buy a lot, i drink a lot.

no

like 20 oz

lindsey: like me and ice cream

8:39 PM or me and M&ms

or me and any reasonable crunchy chocolate

me: anyone and m&ms

lindsey: totally

me: those things are addicting

lindsey: they are!

the pretzel m&m's!

me: my parents used to keep big bags of them in the freezer

lindsey: i could eat them by the bucket

me: the regular kind

lindsey: so crunchy salty sweet

mmmm

or the almond ones...

anything except the peanut butter ones. disgusting. really. why do they taste like that? ugh.

plain ones are also great.

8:40 PM me: my mom gave me a bag of the pretzel ones and yelena and i ate them at the bar one night

lindsey: the crunchy rice krispie m*m was evil

me: like children

lindsey: YUMMMMM

me: you have tried so many!!

lindsey: that sounds so good and so nauseating

they have coconut m&ms too

me: eh.

lindsey: they are great!

the pretzel ones are my favorite

me: i like pretzel, peanut, peanut butter. that's it.

lindsey: what else do they have? dark chocolate ones.

me: the plain are my fave.

lindsey: also, flavored ones in "premium" size.

8:41 PM me: oh yes, dark choc.

lindsey: minty, or cherry.

me: the best.

lindsey: i miss the tan colored plain ones

me: me too

lindsey: i'm sad they added blue

me: my absolute favorite

lindsey: mine too

me: i hate blue

lindsey: i voted in the color choice poll

i wanted violet

me: i think i chose purple

8:42 PM i guess violet

i also hate red

lindsey: lol

me: i think they taste weird.

lindsey: i like chocolate as you know, so i think the brown ones are my favorite. the dark brown.

me: but i am sure it is psychosomatic

lindsey: but i don't really care about the color.

8:43 PM me: yes, i like the brown ones, too.

or yellow.

why? who knows?

when we were in middle school, we heard the green ones made you horny

lindsey: have you tried chocolate skittles? i am too scared to try them.

i don't even like skittles normally, so there's little incentive.

me: i almost spit out my beer when i wrote that

lindsey: LMAO